Sunday, May 24, 2015

Punny Jokes // Part 2

Sunday, May 24, 2015
Hello everyone! If you're ever having a bad day, just read these puns and it will hopefully make you laugh. Also, this is the second part of my punny jokes, and I didn't come up with the first 14 puns, but the 15th one was original. I hope you like it!

1. Did you hear about the Italian chef with terminal illness? He pastaway.

2. What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!

3. Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph

4. A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.

5. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

6.  The insect loved Shakespeare. His favourite line was "To bee or not to bee."

7. Which animal loves concerts? The Ravin.

8. This memes war. 

9. The wedding dress was terrible. It was laced with problems.

10. Which part of the plant is always well dressed? THE STYLE.

11. What do you call a fake poster? An i'm-poster.

12. My favourite jokes are about mirrors, eggs and nuts, they always crack me up.

13. An aggressive staircase is a fight of stairs.

14. What did the bright red tell the dark blue? "I don't like your tone."

15. I'm drawing a line, but it just doesn't seem straight, this is so fruSTRAIGHTing.



No comments :

Post a Comment