"I used to be a banker but I lost interest"
"I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something"
"I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy!"
"The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize"
"When chemists die, they barium"
"Broken pencils are pointless"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet!"
"Crowded gyms with occupied machines are the worst because we’re there to lose weight, not gain wait."
"Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory, I hope there's no pop quiz."
"What musical is about a train conductor? "My Fare, Lady""
"I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually, it came back to me!"
"My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast."
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